I got my very first Birchbox in the mail today!
To those of you who are unsure of what a Birchbox is (you
should be ashamed of yourselves), it is an invite-only subscription that sends
product samples to you every month for a $10 fee. Considering the fact that postage itself is
so expensive, I figured ten bucks a month to try products that may potentially
blow my proverbial socks off was well worth it.
I had actually just heard about Birchbox last month, when a
Facebook friend of mine highly recommended the service. I didn’t really know what to expect, and I
had not watched any of the unboxing videos on YouTube – I didn’t think I’d be
able to handle the suspense.
The first thought when I opened my teeny tiny apartment
mailbox and saw the package inside was, “Wow.
I’m surprised that fit in there.”
My second thought was, “Wow. I’m
disappointed it could fit in there.” Not going to lie, guys – it was smaller than
I was expecting, and I wasn’t really expecting too much. I wasn’t really disappointed with the size,
though, since size doesn’t matter at all… right, girls?!
Well, let’s get on with it, already.
So as you can see, the “March Madness” Birchbox contained
five items: a 2 fl oz dry shampoo, a 2
fl oz body gel, a 1 oz liquid eye makeup remover, a Smurf-sized lipstick, and a
rather hideous nail file (not pictured separately).
Overall, I would say that the items sent would appeal to an older,
more mature woman. In other words, if
you’re under the age of 30, I wouldn’t recommend Birchbox to you based on this
haul.
The only item that I am not interested in at all is the
shower gel. I prefer light scents, and
usually go for perfumes aimed at a younger age bracket, like fruity
florals. The perfume in the shower gel
does not appeal to me at all, and I’m not even interested in testing it to see
how it affects my skin. The rest of the
products I could take or leave, but I am indeed looking forward to sampling the
dry shampoo. I absolutely love dry
shampoo. Since my great-grandmother has
been dead for the better part of a century, the nail file will likely be thrown
into the deepest, darkest recesses of my purse, never to be seen again.
Oh, Birchbox… I just don’t know about you.
I’ll give it another few months before I cancel my
subscription, but so far, I’m not very impressed.
Whoever invented beauty boxes ought to be thanked and shot. They're so hit and miss, you know they'll send Chanel and Lancome the moment you cancel, and when you subscribe, you get measly sachets of crap you never use. LOVED your review, particularly the part about the nail file and your great-gran. Rofl!
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Hahaha, agreed! I am new to the whole beauty box thing, but so far, I'm not very impressed. Oh, and that nail file? Yeah, it SUCKS. LOL. Love your blog, by the way!
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